8.20.2006

Gutterballs


You're Entering a World of Pain
(if you don't come)

Friday, August 18

7:30 pm

at Clark-n-Bowl

featuring
White Russians, Sarsaparillas,
Oat Soda and In and Out Burgers


Check out this soundboard
rsvp 540-1488


Prelude to a Movie Night:



The Big(ger) Lebowski

This movie night was all about Jeff's birthday and takin' it easy in the juke joint, man. The whole world went crazy and the rules went out the door with the ringer.


The Wall of Achievement, featuring the Pope, Dan Aykroyd, Ace Young, and the Herbin Achievers.



Two Valkyrie are better than one. Karl Hungus or the Dude?



Rolled on Erev Shabbas.



She believed in nothing . . . but blueberry pancakes.



Back for more white russians.



If one person had five double-double burgers, how many is that?



Walter and Brandt (never met in actual movie)


Wig-stealing and reenactment: new movie night phenomena.


Some movie night regulars were missing, but the inductees proved worthy and fun. Blame it on the juke joint that everyone (except CMK, Donna and Jorge) went OVER THE LINE. In spite of the tent, outdoor movie screen, patio bar and In-n-Out burgers (thank you, Chad), the gravitational pull of the juke joint was too strong, even for the German Nihilists. Midnight bowling was restricted to the few, the proud, the deadbeats . . . who managed to evade bowling alley security guards . . . but not hangovers.

Best costume: Angela's, I'm sure, but it didn't arrive until Saturday, explaining her absence from movie night

Best prop: In-n-Out burger wrappers and dog kennel

Best attention to detail: Jeff's spray-painted Dude/Hungus bowling shoes (no socks, of course)

Most missed character: Jesus Quintana

Best uneaten food item: blueberry pancakes

Best costume change: Joe comes as a nihilist, relents and assumes Brandt persona for half the night

Best horns: Shannon (beotch)

Best behaved guest (shockingly): CMK



19 Comments:

At 8:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the record--I DID NOT have a hangover--

 
At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was neither Hungus nor hungover. No time for a hangover--must cook pig.

 
At 10:30 AM, Blogger Chad Bordes said...

in honor of the movie and my absence...Fatima and I watched Big Lebowski. JFTR...The new movie title is "The Grand Lebowski" if you have the newly remastered version. Wish I could have been there...I would have been the best jesus you have ever seen...

 
At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss Peyton and Emma at Aces.

 
At 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh Chad--and in France they call it---Royale with Cheese. Is that a snake on my plane--GET THAT MFING SNAKE OFF OF THIS PLANE

 
At 6:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

has anyone seen a digital camera?

 
At 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We challenge you guys to do a movie night of all of our movies.......I mean we realize there is killing and all in a lot of them, but you guys can accommodate can't you?

Frances sends her love

 
At 12:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a man of constant sorrow

 
At 2:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is the next movie night and what is the movie?

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger Hathor said...

Well, Gen, that is a good question. The next movie night is in October and that month traditionally belongs to me. But, you know me, I'm not quite as passionate about the picks as others might be. The movies currently in the running include:

Little Shop of Horrors
Interview with a Vampire
Ghostbusters
PeeWee's Big Adventure

Of course, each need to be screened for suitability for MN.

Thoughts, disparaging remarks?

 
At 6:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey there, Hathor. How are those cucumbers?

Have you considered Rocky Horror? Ms. A saw that once, I think.

Among those listed, I vote for Interview with a Vampire. Of course, I'd write in Pulp Fiction.

 
At 10:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey y'all? Can you post the next Movie Night? Or something?

 
At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what kind of food do they eat in Heathers?

 
At 9:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they didn't eat in Heathers----but w should have plenty of drain opener and orange juice (in this scenario "drain opener" means vodka)

oh and don't be such a pillow case

 
At 2:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have a group purging?

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what about karaoke and booze?

 
At 6:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

drain opener and O.J. will do nicely

 
At 10:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey. Is anyone out there?

 
At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the better question is, does anyone care?

 

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